hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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