I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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