: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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