brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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