Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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