There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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