my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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