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I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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