I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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