I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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