I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
they're like a gay fantastic four
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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