So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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