The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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