I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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