Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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