have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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