All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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