And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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