Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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