you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
