Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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