I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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