Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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