Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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