When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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