Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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