Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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