Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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