google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.