oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
birth control should be required to get into college
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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