so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
