You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize