He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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