his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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