We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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