We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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