I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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