that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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I just gargled with NyQuil
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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