i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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