The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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