Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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