I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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