Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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