thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
my nose is crying tears of wow.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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