I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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