I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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