we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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