How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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