I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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