after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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