His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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