That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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