Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
