okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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