The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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