Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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