Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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