Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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